Jane Austen

Jane Austen
"I declare after all there is no enjoyment like reading! How much sooner one tires of anything than of a book! When I have a house of my own, I shall be miserable if I have not an excellent library."

Virginia Woolf

Virginia Woolf~
"For most of history, Anonymous was a woman."

Doug Larson

Doug Larson
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."

Funny comics

Should be quotes :D

Clicking them will make them bigger

Ted Nugent - Gun Control

Ok I don't know anything about Ted Nugent so I am not endorsing anything else about him.

But I did find these remarks rather amusing.

Random- Churchill, Jane Austen

A lady's imagination is very rapid; it jumps from admiration to love, from love to matrimony in a moment.
~Jane Austen (1775 - 1817), Pride and Prejudice

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.
~Unknown

Believe nothing against another but on good authority; and never report what may hurt another, unless it be a greater hurt to some other to conceal it.
~William Penn (1644 - 1718)

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
~Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965)

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
~ Jay Leno

C. S. Lewis

"Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse." C. S. Lewis

C.S. Lewis

There are only two kinds of people in the end: those who say to God, 'Thy will be done,' and those to whom God says, in the end, 'Thy will be done.'
~ C. S. Lewis (1898 - 1963)

Harry S Truman

"Once a government is committed to the principle of silencing the voice of opposition, it has only one way to go, and that is down the path of increasingly repressive measures, until it becomes a source of terror to all its citizens and creates a country where everyone lives in fear."

~Harry S Truman

Bill Kelly

"Good manners are just a way of showing other people that we have respect for them."

~Bill Kelly

Robert McCloskey

"I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant."
~Robert McCloskey

Miss Piggy

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye." ~Miss Piggy

Jonathan Edwards - Gods Goodness

If it were not right that God should decree and permit and punish sin, there could be no manifestation of God’s justice in hatred of sin or in punishing it, . . . or in showing any preference, in his providence, of godliness before it. There would be no manifestation of God’s grace or true goodness, if there was no sin to be pardoned, no misery to be saved from. No matter how much happiness he might bestow, his goodness would not be nearly as highly prized and admired. . . . and the sense of his goodness heightened.

The Miscellanies, The Works of Jonathan Edwards, Edited by Thomas A. Schafer, (New Haven: Yale University Press, 1994), no.348, pp. 419-20.